You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

TN Note: It took me a long while to finish translating this chapter because it’s particularly long, over 5000 characters/words! Splitting into two parts to give me a bit more time to prep more chapters, so I don’t get that burnout ;;

In the face of Odis feeding him biscuits by mouth, Qiao Qixi reflected deeply on his attitude. 

First of all, Odis’ claws weren’t as good as humans, so it’s understandable to feed him with his mouth.
He had been chased and fed a lot before.
Secondly, Odis had always spoiled him like a cub, which was the greatest and purest love of an elder to a younger child and without any impurities. 

He had been a polar bear for so long, but he was still used to looking at the emotional expressions of animals with human thinking.
This was obviously a mistake. 

Qiao Qixi came back to his senses and shamefully opened his mouth to accept Odis’ gift.
Perhaps in Odis’ eyes, this was a kind of ‘parent-child’ interaction to improve their relationship.
He had been carefully taken care of by the other party for a long time, so he should value the emotional exchange between them. 

The little polar bear’s heart was very clear.
If this kind of exchange could make Odis feel happy, why not?

Qiao Qixi put away all the excessive human understanding that he shouldn’t have.
Then he put his mouth into the biscuit bag, picked up a new piece of biscuit, and fed it to Odis’ mouth affectionately. 

The little polar bear’s round and innocent eyes had gratitude written on the left side and love on the right side. 

Odis accepted the little bear’s kindness and ate the small biscuit filled with sincere feelings.
He felt very happy after eating it and licked his nose. 

Sufficient sleep and a full stomach, as well as the little bear’s company, simply and clearly satisfied all the Odis’ desires.
At least for now, he would feel very satisfied. 

In the past, this polar bear was lonely.
He was born and grew up, left his mother, and wandered alone.
His life had been clearly seen through.
There were too many examples, and it wasn’t much different from the life of an ordinary male polar bear. 

Breeding earlier or later, dying in an accident in the prime of one’s life or surviving to the end by sheer luck; there were all problems that would arise sooner or later. 

However, a twist of fate changed Odis’ life, just like how a twist of fate also changed Qiao Qixi’s life.
They met, became friends, were discharged from the rescue station together, and then wandered the vast Arctic Continent together. 

The single line became a double line, constantly interweaving, creating warm and dazzling sparks.
Not only did it warm their hearts, it also caused many people, who were paying attention to them, to feel warmth themselves. 

After staying in the cabin for another two days, Qiao Qixi finally realized that Odis was going to empty the cabin owner’s pockets and planned to spend a solid holiday here. 

However, Qiao Qixi guiltily looked at the wreckage of packaging on the ground and had to admit that the food was ravaged by himself.
Since the first day he had arrived, he had eaten his fill and Odis hadn’t seemed to touch the food again. 

That wouldn’t work. 

If the other party didn’t eat, he had to control his appetite. 

The weather outside was hot, and it was really good to avoid the summer heat here.
The little polar bear began to count the remaining food and calculated a good daily intake.
He found that if they ate sparingly, it wasn’t impossible to have enough to eat until September. 

In autumn, the might of the autumn heat was just a paper tiger (i.e.
weak, insignificant). 

Once autumn came, the temperature in the arctic region would drop rapidly, but the sea ice at this time would still not be condensed enough yet.
It would only cool down the polar bears. 

Counting the days, there seemed to be something to look forward to. 

The little polar bear was full of confidence.
He put his paws on the window and looked at the blue sky outside.
Sighing that summer was almost over, it had been another year without any surprises. 

As the saying goes, life should have a sense of ceremony, so what should be done in autumn?

Qiao Qixi looked at the pile of stinky dried fish on the table.
He hadn’t touched it these days, and Odis hadn’t touched it either. 

He looked at Odis who was bored and lying in the shade while scratching himself.
Of course, it was time to put on the usual seasonal fat during the autumn.
Otherwise, how could they survive the winter?

Odis hadn’t eaten for three days. 

If a human child didn’t eat well for three days, it was easy to handle.
Just give them a beating, and it would be over. 

But if Odis didn’t eat well for three days, then… Qiao Qixi looked down at his chubby arms and legs, shaking his head like a rattle-drum.
He didn’t dare to think about it. 

Beat Odis up? His IQ was flawed. 

Qiao Qixi thought for a moment and walked to the table to pick up a stinky dried fish.
Then, he went to the cabinet to pick up a bottle of hard liquor.
At this moment, he was only walking on two feet.
His round figure was waddling, and his butt was swaying as he walked. 

Odis had already learned about the little polar bear’s movements.
He was still scratching his itches.
However, his attention was no longer on the itchiness but on the little polar bear. 

Being stared at by this pair of beautiful eyes, Qiao Qixi couldn’t help but feel that the other party’s eyes were full of him.
It could only be said that the eyes of animals were too pure and sincere. 

Qiao Qixi directly expressed his intentions and stuffed the stinky fish and liquor into Odis’ hands.
It was as if he knew that Odis would never refuse him, even if it was an unreasonable request. 

The truth was just as Qiao Qixi thought.
Under his strong request…

Well, it was under the little bear’s pitiful coquettishness, acting as if Odis would die if he didn’t eat.
Thus, Odis was finally willing to accept the stinky dried fish and liquor that the little bear sent to his mouth. 

The hungry polar bear easily tore open a dried fish as thick as an arm and chewed it in big mouthfuls.
Paired with a mouthful of liquor that the humans secretly stored, he had a delicious and pleasant afternoon meal. 

Seeing this, Qiao Qixi diligently brought three over. 

He didn’t like to eat the stinky dried fish that was damp, but when he saw Odis eating it deliciously, he aslo tilted his head and bit into it as well.

The taste was just so-so, but hm… it could fill his stomach.

Perhaps the dried fish was a good thing in Odis’ eyes, and so was the liquor.
Just like when he chased Qiao Qixi to feed him the fat of the beluga whales, Odis tried feeding Qiao Qixi some wine. 

To be honest, when Qiao Qixi saw the bottle of liquor in front of him, he almost peed his pants. Hey—

This was too much!

This was a scene that he had never expected. 

It was already good enough to be chased by a polar bear and force-fed some fat, but now it was a bit outrageous that he also had to experience being forced to drink liquor by a polar bear. 

Would they have to experience being drunk and getting a hangover together? 

Sob, sob, sob.
He didn’t want to. 

“…” 

Qiao Qixi immediately shook his head, indicating that he didn’t want to do it. You can do it yourself!

Really…

Receiving a response similar to when the cub was resisting eating fatty meat, Odis was smart enough to understand the rejection.
He didn’t force the picky and spoiled little bear to do it.
As if he was used to it, he leaned against the wall of the cabin and drank. 

It was quite unbelievable to see a polar bear holding a bottle of liquor and drinking, but perhaps Qiao Qixi had a male idol filter for Odis.
He thought that Odis was still very handsome, even when he was drunk.
In short, he was too good-looking. 

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There was a saying that some animals really liked to drink. 

Social news and online platforms have also reported on these cute animal alcoholics.
It was amazing that animals also had a side that was similar to humans, or was it that humans had a side that was similar to animals?

It was hard to say for sure. 

Then, Qiao Qixi realized that he was wrong about one thing.
Even if Odis didn’t pull him to drink together, the other party would still go crazy in front of the innocent him when he was finished drinking. 

Damn it.

When Odis pressed him to the ground with his belly facing up, Qiao Qixi felt like a ragdoll: weak, helpless, and pitiful. 

“Wu wu wu wu wu wu…” No one would come to rescue him even if he shouted himself hoarse. 

He was just a little bear who was molested by a drunken thug! He still twisted his chubby waist in a struggle, well if it could still be called a waist.

Odis lowered his head and licked the unnecessary tears from the corner of the little polar bear’s eyes. 

Next was the other parts of the little bear’s body.
It was like how he usually cleaned the little bear’s fur, but today, he was more careful and forceful, with a bit of burning heat that Qiao Qixi blamed on the alcohol. 

‘Skin, skin, skin! My skin is about to break!’

Didn’t I already say that drinking only gets in the way…

Next time, he will definitely stop Odis from drinking. 

The little bear, who just thought that Odis was handsome after drinking, decisively withdrew his previous delusion after being pressed and rubbed on the floor. 

Qiao Qixi kindly reminded everyone here that they should never choose someone who liked to drink.
Was there a risk of being licked and pressed to sleep?

Definitely! This drunken polar bear wasn’t his boyfriend, just his buddy. 

He couldn’t refuse a buddy who depended on each other for survival, right? And thinking about it, the little bear was the one who had stuffed the bottle of alcohol into the big bear’s arms, which made him feel upset. 

With the lesson learned from his past mistakes, Qiao Qixi crossed out the stinky dried fish and liquor meals in the future. 

In the future, there would only be stinky dried fish and no liquor. 

When it came to scheming, one thousand Odis could not compare to one Alexander. 

When Odis opened his eyes again after the hangover, all the liquor in the cabin had already been hidden by Qiao Qixi. 

According to Odis’ forbearing personality, he wouldn’t rummage through the cabinets to find a drink. 

On the contrary, Qiao Qixi felt that he was a bit cruel.
In this season where food was scarce, not only did the other bear not have enough to eat but he was forbidden from drinking alcohol. 

What a miserable bear. 

In the end, the cheap little bear couldn’t win against his own conscience.
Every now and then, he would take out a bottle of alcohol to make Odis happy. 

Then, he would experience the torture of being licked until his skin was broken. 

Then next, he would experience the torture of being pressed to sleep by Odis, whose breath reeked of alcohol. 

Halfway through, the little bear struggled to secretly leave to go use the toilet, but accidentally made a movement that was noticed by the other party, so he was immediately bitten by the neck and carried back to sleep, as though he wasn’t allowed anywhere else but to stay in Odis’ arms. 

This was the overbearing Odis after drinking. 

It wasn’t like this usually. 

It was quite uncomfortable to hold in his pee.
The little rice dumpling, who was pressed under Odis, almost had the thought of peeing all over the big bear. 

Fortunately, the second escape was successful.
Qiao Qixi casually found a patch of grass outside the cabin and relieved himself comfortably. 

Animals always had a habit of hiding their feces. 

However, Qiao Qixi was very perfunctory.
He casually used his claws to cut the grass around him, but it didn’t even cover up the object, let alone the smell. 

The drone that wandered around the cabin from time to time finally captured a trace of the little bear. 

He seemed to be very healthy. 

Oh, it was a rare and precious scene of the little polar bear coming out to use the toilet alone. 

In September, the good news was that the weather turned cold quickly.
The bad news was that the stinky dried fish had all been eaten, the strong alcohol had all been drunk, and the food in the cabin was announced to be completely gone. 

They were going to leave the cabin. 

 

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