The Undead Champion System )

James stared at a rock dripped out rock as he slowly browsed his system.

< how to run away from taking care of your child. 101 steps on how to buy milk from the store. Who is the father (find out now for 9.99)? How to take your child so they won grow up to pole dancer >

Looking at whos the father James became extremely curious as he looked at the rock.

< You have clicked on who is the father, is your child a result of some for hidden affair? Did your wife bang another man in your bed?! Well, today lets find out.

[whos the father] [close option] [be a little bitch and sue the show for slander and wrong information] [all]

James clicked all

[you are the father, until you get a divorce and lose custody of the child, and drink away your problems and lose your life in an abandoned alleyway]

[No]

[broke ass G sit your ah down, bro think he is tony stark! Bro, think he, Jeff bezoz bro, thinks he the king of Wakanda.]

<*..*>

”I don like the new mods I added, ” complained James in his mind as he stared at the screen.

”So UHM, son, wanna play catch with your old pops, ” said James to rocky as brought a ball from space

”Am sorry, Father. I can partake in such a primitive game, ” the noble rocky politely declined.

”they grow up so fast, ” said James as he wiped a tear from his eyes

”Wait, am dead, so why do I have tear ducts? ” Realized James as he patched the bug in his eyes.

”Well, alright thats not the reason I summoned you. Siri, I mean rocky, play meh by playboy carti, ” said James to rocky.

”Father, I can play such a vulgar song. Its beyond my stature. ” Said rocky as he majestically looked at James.

”Run that back, ” said James as he looked at rocky with the sides of his eyes.

”Father, you can peer pressure me into it, ” clapped back rocky

”whos talking about pears? All I said was say sike right now, ” said James as he drew out a metal belt from space.

”No, ” said rocky bravely.

”Hell nah, I ain raise no opps! Come, receive this whooping boy, ” James then walked towards the large rock.

Rocky then stood up and ran, only to receive a belt on his back.

”Fight back, n***, fight back, ” said James, pursuing this rock through the room

Few mins later

~~Niggas tryna disrespect me (Me)

b**ch, thats gon come with a fee (What?)

I got a b**ch I f**k on for free (b**ch, yeah)

I got a b**ch I f**k on, she a freak (What?)

I got this Rick Owens, yeah, for free (b**ch, yeah)~~

”yeah, thats my jam. You know, back in my days, we used to listen to this all the time rock. ” Said to rock as he vibed.

”Fuck you, pops, ” rocky flipped the bird

”Oh well ** you too, you
e adopted, ” James clapped back,

>….<

🙂

Castle of Micrel

”Who made that beast? Why did they attack us? How did our scout not notify us of this? Who in this goddamn place will answer me? ” Asked the king.

”Sir, it mysteriously appeared in front of our walls! It came too quick and too fast to organize an efficient defence. ” said the royal advisor as he defended himself and fellow officials.

”Alright, try to scavenge some parts of the creature and see if we can reverse engineer it. ” Said the king, still shocked at the power of the bull

”And where is Amin? How is the situation with the arch mage and the man they captured? ” The king asked, remembering that he discussed with Amin controlling the being and using it as a war machine.

”Weve not heard from him, but sir, I feel you shouldn trust Amin as you do right now. ” Said the advisor in a warning manner.

”Why do you- ” said the kind but interrupted by.

~~All my opps dead (What? What? What?)

But Ima continue to be humble (Slatt, slatt, slatt)

Oh, yeah (Slatt)~~

”Oh, don be so shocked, you
e too weak to control me, but am not here for that. ” said James to the king.

”Charles right, well I need you to do something for me, no drake pun intended, ” said James with a pause

”Can you be a generic king and summon heroes from another world? ” Said James with a devious smile

Alternate universe trailer( The desperate mage volume 2)

An effeminate pale man with white skin and starry eyes, wearing a white silky clothes with markings on his skin, played a flute in front of a village.

Inside the village, everyone that heard the tune came out of their houses and danced around in circles.

soon the entire village gathered around the pale man as he played faster the more people watched him.

Days passed as they continued dancing and their feet bleed red.

The villagers started dying from exhaustion, yet did not stop dancing to the tune.

Even in death, the spirits that died to him ran and gathered around him, channeling their energy to his music.

Months passed as the last villager finally died, ending this sad, remote town.

The pale woman pouted as his dancers and audience have all left.

”I see you
e having fun as always 9th demon lord of hell, paimon, ” said a floating figure as it landed down.

The being, now identified as paimon, observed the being and said, ”Diablo, I see they have chosen you as the next champion can say am too happy about that, but I guess we have to pick from what we have ”

Paimon said with a fake smile as he mocked Diablo.

”Hmph, you let the servants of the god of light develop. I would like to hear what the lord has to say about that, ” threatened Diablo to the arrogant demon lord.

Paimon did nothing but smiled; but behind this smile was an endless amount of evil intentions for the demon champion.

”Watch your head Diablo, you might never know when you might lose it, ” Paimon happily said as he disappeared with a flash of fire.