Chapter 28: Intoxicated

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Qin Lan's panties were really stolen, and I now have to believe that, secretly a pervert is eyeing her.

 

It is not good to encounter such things, Qin Lan is in danger at any time, it is not possible to say when the pervert would attack her.

 

I frowned and suggested to Qin Lan: “It is better to move out, get the landlord now.”

 

Qin Lan looked at the sky and said it was very late, and he probably just returned home.
And I just bought stuff.

 

I said to stay in a hotel ah, she said she did not like it.
I asked her what she wanted.
She slanted her eyes: “How are you more afraid than I am? When it comes to this kind of thing you retreat, won't you catch the thief with me?”

 

I said who knows who they are on the other side, I can not afford to run away ah, anyway, it is only three pairs of underwear.

 

Her white eyes flung a cold glare: “I am not going to run away, and you will accompany me to catch the thief.”

 

You damn ……
thinking out of the blue ah, this bullshit, how does it matter to me? I should be careful to not provoke her, I said, “Sister, please tell me, how did I make you angry? I want to know too, so just say it, okay?

 

She really said: “My panties were stolen and you are not angry, but are thinking of running.”

 

Holy shit, I said what would I be angry about? With the pervert? She became more and more dissatisfied: “What if your sister's panties were stolen?”

 

I was stunned, then my heart was on fire: “I'd kill that pervert!”

 

She said twice: ” Oh, it's no big deal.”

 

Shit, she caught another opportunity to raise hell with me, and I was speechless.
I bitterly laughed and nodded: “Okay, I will accompany you to catch the pervert, how do you think we can catch him?”

 

I agreed already, but unexpectedly she changed her mind: “If you don't want to, then don't do it, just go back to the evening study.”

 

I said, what do you mean by that? What do you want me to do? Qin Lan bet me: “I want you to get out, I said not to use this tone of voice with me.”

 

My God, this lady is unreasonable, I can not fucking accommodate her ah! All day, just complaints after the other, just let me go, this is a gross ah.

 

I scratched my head depressed, seeing that the sky is also dark, but in the end, I don’t say anything in return.

 

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I said OK OK OK, I'll go ask, you close the door and be careful.

 

I went down, tired.
I went downstairs to knock on the landlord's door, he quickly poked his head out, smiling creepily.
(TN: Uhm?)

 

I have to say, this guy is very distinctive, short and white, like years without exposure of the sun, eyes like a mouse, this guy must not know any girls.

 

He asked me why, I said with a straight face: “Uncle, do you have other people living in this building?”

 

He shook his head: “There are only people living on the third and fourth floors, me and your friend.”

 

I raised my eyebrows, could it be that the pervert is from somewhere else? He set his eyes on Qin Lan very quickly…
that's really harsh, he knew what he was doing.

 

I did not tell him straight, after all, he is an outsider, and Qin Lan certainly will not tell him.

 

When the landlord heard me say that, his eyes blinked, then he said righteously: “What? Something was stolen? Want to call the police?”

 

I said no, what's the point of calling the police when three pairs of underwear have been stolen.
I reminded him to keep an eye out and not to scare my friend.

 

He vowed to go and catch the thief himself.
I didn't say anything else, I said goodbye and left.

 

But only after saying goodbye did I feel something was wrong.
The landlord was very strange when he opened the door and didn't come out, nor did he invite me in, he just looked at me, not even opening the door completely.

 

He is a businessman, this gesture is not reasonable, it feels like a thief who is used to hiding things.

 

The first time I thought about it, I was in a cold sweat, how could I be so stupid? Couldn't the underwear be stolen by him? The more you think about it, the more it makes sense that he is the most suspicious.

 

That Qin Lan is in danger, the landlord can enter her house, is this not a big disaster?

 

I hurriedly ran back again, there was no movement in the landlord's house.
I ran upstairs to knock on Qin Lan's door.

 

She opened the door and grunted: “Why are you always like this? Why did you come back after leaving? I'm so annoyed.”

 

Annoying my ass, I squeezed in and spoke to her in a low voice: “I suspect that the landlord stole your underwear.”

 

Qin Lan was stunned, then surprised: “Why?” I rolled my eyes: “He is the most suspicious, he also has the key to this house, it is possible to come in at any time, there is no one living in this neighborhood.”

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She was also ignorant before, now since I said this, she suddenly panicked: “Then what do we do?”

 

I said we need to resolutely check out ah, it doesn't even matter if it's him, you should just leave, this house is not good, check out.

 

She finally stopped being petty, and immediately went to pack things, packing a few clothes and frowned: “I am not happy, I want revenge.”

 

I spat, said you revenge what? She cursed: “If someone dares to steal my underwear, and if I don't break his legs, he better live in fear!”

 

I also think that she is panicking about everything, she is a female devil, ah.

 

Is it possible that I have really influenced her?

 

My heart felt strange, Qin Lan threw her clothes: “Let's go eat a meal.”

 

Although we have not yet eaten dinner, she said at this moment to go to dinner, after seeing this weirdo?

 

I looked at her suspiciously, but she picked up a pair of underwear to hang up, and then clapped her hands and her face was cold: “You really think I am a weak woman, ah, it has been a long time since I hit someone.”

 

I raised an eyebrow and said you want to lure a snake out of a cave? She laughed coldly: “Someone wouldn't help me take revenge, so I have to take revenge myself, no one loves me, no one pities me.”

 

Damn you, she mocked me again.

 

I said stop, I'll help you take revenge, how do you want to take revenge?

 

She took a big step outside: ” Let's go eat, can a dead dwarf still beat me?”

 

I followed her down the stairs, she yelled loudly: “I want to eat KFC, let's take the bus.”

 

Her voice could be heard throughout the building, and I knew in my heart that she was saying it on purpose for the landlord's ears.

 

I also catered to her, saying that we should go to KFC.

 

We talked and went downstairs together, Qin Lan's face has not been very good, I do not know whether she is angry with the landlord or angry with me.

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Then slightly farther away from the rented room, we stopped at the corner.

 

There are no street lights and it is very dark.
Qin Lan is as cold as a warrior woman staring at the tenement side.

 

I also stared, about ten minutes later, the landlord came downstairs.

 

I frowned and saw him first look around and then look upstairs.

 

The darkness is blinding, but he actually took a flashlight, and a strong light immediately shone on the balcony of Qin Lan's rented room.

 

Her hanging panties can naturally be seen clearly.

 

I am really drunk, this guy simply can not let people see directly, taking a flashlight to spot look at it?

 

As expected, he saw the panties hanging on the balcony, and then rushed upstairs.

 

Qin Lan sneered: “It's really him, look at how I’ll clean him up!”

 

She took a big step forward, I was busy pulling her back: “Be careful, he is an old man.”

 

Qin Lan was impatient: “Watch out for what, he is shorter than me, a kick will kill him.”

 

I said it's not a matter of height, he's an adult old man, it's not good to have a grudge against him.

 

Of course I'm going to fucking kill him! I was a little depressed, this fellow always likes comparing things to Li Xin, how can this be the same?

 

“Humph!” Qin Lan let out a cold snort and ran upstairs.
I picked up a brick next to me and rushed to follow.

 

The landlord's house was not closed, and the door to Qin Lan's house was open, but there were no lights, the landlord was obviously very cautious, he guessed it was a quick fix, when took a flashlight and went in and stole the panties and ran.

 

Qin Lan rushed straight in and cursed: “What are you doing!” She screamed so loud that the ghosts were scared to death, but she surprisingly did not say any foul language, it seems that she said less and less foul language.

 

The room was full of light, I grabbed the bricks and stared at the balcony, the landlord grabbed the panties and panicked, seemingly trying to find a place to hide it.

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Qin Lan strides over to clean him up, I was busy pulling her back: “I'll do it.”

 

I'm still afraid that the landlord is not that healthy, but I grabbed a brick to cripple him.

 

The result is not even close, the nerve of him, kneeling down: “Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, do not call the police, do not hit me ……”

 

I was confused by him, he’s… so weak?

 

Qin Lan also froze, I frowned as I approached the landlord, he was really scared, his face was pale and snot was coming out.

 

The thighs are still shaking, this guy is too weak.

 

I am ashamed to clean him up, Qin Lan coldly said: “Do not play pitiful, I said why the rent is so cheap, it turns out that you want to steal panties, disgusting!”

 

The landlord was so scared that he had to kowtow: “Miss, I'm just trying to make a living.”

 

Qin Lan did not care what his reason was, and sent a kick over, the landlord did not dare to dodge, and was kicked miserably.

 

He begged for mercy: “I won't charge you rent anymore, please let me go, I'm really just making a living, this house is my uncle's, I'm getting 13,000 yuan a month for his house, I'm 28 and not married, I want to get some money to get married.” (TN: About 1,921 USD.) 

 

He was scared silly and said a lot of things.
I was very surprised, what the hell? I asked “I thought you were 48, right?”

 

The landlord seemed to be saddened by this, and actually cried: “I'm really 28, I'm very close to 200,000 yuan to discuss with my mother-in-law to marry a girl, please ……” (TN: About 29,555 USD.)

 

Then, Qin Lan surprisingly talked about his age with him.
I was confused on the sidelines, what the hell? You're focusing on the wrong task.

 

I said in a cold voice: “You get money to talk with your mother-in-law, why do you want to steal underwear? That is illegal.”

 

He estimated that we thought we had cooled off, and stopped being afraid: “Little brother, many people buy girls' panties online, a lot for a single piece, my uncle has three properties, eight girls renting rooms, I can get rich in a month.”

 

Qin Lan, and I glance at each other, both stunned, holy shit, I Li Chen am convinced let’s kick his ass!

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Translator Notes: ugh nasty man, anyways next chapter hopefully they beat him up!! Also sorry for the mistake of not posting the other day… I’ll see you all next time!!!