My Two Dads

Yang Mo lived in the “2G network” time.
If there weren’t any special situations, he normally wouldn’t scroll through the hot searches, especially during working hours.

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At this moment, one of the technical staffs at Ji Xun was painfully reflecting on himself, thinking he shouldn’t have showed the hot search to Chief Yang during lunch break.
Because right now, everyone in the office became conscious, not daring to even let out a breath as they watched Yang Mo walk into the floor’s phone booth.
The 5-meter radius from that spot was filled with immense pressure.

When the phone call connected, Han Shi Yu was like a dog with drooped ears as he called out, “Mo Mo…”

Yang Mo got right to the point, “Did you arrange this?”

Han Shi Yu: “No, it was secretly filmed…”

Yang Mo decided right on the spot, “I’ll go hack his account.”

Han Shi Yu: “……”

“Wait a second, ge, don’t.” Han Shi Yu hurriedly stopped him.
It would be too bizarre if a hot search post over 100,000 likes vanished into thin air all of a sudden.
He explained, “I’ll personally post a clarification later and warn them to delete their post.”

Han Shi Yu’s romance gossips usually never amounted to anything mainly because he always managed to protect information about his family extremely securely.
If anyone attempts to create rumours about them or pry into their privacy, he would usually give no room for discussion and go straight for a lawyer’s letter instead to solve it.

There had been two instances of making an example for others to see.
Although it was really troublesome and seemingly trivial, but it worked very well.
People with ill intentions who noticed Han Shi Yu wouldn’t react like typical artists would towards rumours, eventually won’t dare to mess with him anymore.

This time, this group of people really ‘burned their own boats’ for attention this time.

That actress was indeed the star of their first investment film for Ji Xun Film.
Furthermore, there will be a cameo from Han Shi Yu.
The pickup from the airport this time was originally an arranged event by Qu Di.
The entire filming process was done in plain, casual clothes, but it took time to produce the video before posting it.
They hadn’t even finished the post-editing works for publication later and paparazzis exploited this opportunity.

Yang Mo was silent for a while before saying, “Fine.”

He was about to hang up but Han Shi Yu called out again, “Ge,”

Yang Mo: “What is it.”

Han Shi Yu: “Don’t be jealous, okay…”

Before the syllable of the last word was pronounced in full, Yang Mo hung up the call.

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Yang Mo’s possessiveness was actually very strong.

Not to mention he has been together with Han Shi Yu for so many years and had long since completely saw through that cute, innocent act of his.
Han Shi Yu always liked to frantically test the edges of his possessiveness, trying his best to make him take a few sips of this sour emotion.

He seemed to really enjoy the process of begging to soften Yang Mo’s temper too.

Yang Mo thought of this as being annoying.

So when Yang Mo saw this news, his first thought was that Han Shi Yu had done it on purpose.

Fortunately, it wasn’t, or else this level of ‘schemes’ would have led to Yang Mo being genuinely upset at him.

He returned to his seat and sat in front of his computer, sighed and after 20 seconds of removing all distracting thoughts, continued to work.

“Senior, a person like you,” Han Shi Yu rested his chin on his hand and looked at Yang Mo’s laptop, “Are you still a man or not?”

Yang Mo was wearing a bathrobe while tapping away on his keyboard.

Han Shi Yu imitated Yang Mo’s usual tone of analysing things and said, “I think that as long as you are a normal male, when faced with your partner’s sexual demands, it’s impossible to be indifferent about it.
Not to mention your partner is such a budding beautiful man too.”

Han Shi Yu regretted it, “Although I once said you are a fairy, but you don’t actually have to be so unearthly regarding your human desires.”

It was their first time booking a hotel room together.
The conclusion was a great failure.

Yang Mo received news from Lu You Qi not long after, saying that the lecturer lost his mind and asked them to hand in the draft of their summer internship plans.
It was due today.

Therefore, the thing that was supposed to happen ended before it could start.

Yang Mo was in the hotel, utilizing the WiFi and air conditioning, as he typed away.
He threw Han Shi Yu with a sentence of, “Play by yourself first.”

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Han Shi Yu went from playing connecting the dots to stacking the condoms, then exhausted all of his shy, nervous emotions and expressions.
In the end, he couldn’t bear the boredom and bit down on Yang Mo’s neck from behind, then pulled him backwards in a hug, intending to be a little forceful.

However, his strength was incomparable so he really couldn’t win over Yang Mo and had no choice but to lie in a pile of condoms while contemplating life.

They were the three ultimate philosophical questions about the nature of life: who am I, where am I and where am I headed towards.

Han Shi Yu propped up his face with his hand and said, “Ge, look at me.”

Yang Mo still had a few hundred of words to the conclusion but he couldn’t make them up no matter how he brainstormed and was feeling annoyed.
Hearing that, he turned to look at him.

Han Shi Yu stared into his eyes and asked, “Don’t you have any desire?”

Yang Mo: “.”

Yang Mo: “Don’t lie there like a concubine1.”

Han Shi Yu: “Aren’t you going to get on with it?”

Yang Mo: “Wait a bit.”

Han Shi Yu said in a wronged tone “You were the one who asked if I wanted to come earlier on.”

Yang Mo felt bad, patted his head a little before saying, “Sorry, there’s only two hours left to the deadline, so I’m rushing a bit.”

Han Shi Yu had no choice but to give up and decided to get off the bed and go for a walk.

When Yang Mo finally finished typing his draft, with all the tension released, he closed his laptop and let out a sigh of relief.
Only then did he realize that Han Shi Yu was gone.

He got off the bed, walked around each corner of the room in one circle and called out his name.
Then he saw Han Shi Yu carrying a bag filled with a dozen of Tsingtao beer bottles in.

Seeing Yang Mo finally done with his work, Han Shi Yu lifted the beers in his hands and said, “They’re chilled.
It’s the taste of life, wanna try?”

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With that said, he pulled out two glass bottles from under the table and smoothly opened the lids.
Humming a tune, he poured the bubbling beer into the elegant goblets.

Yang Mo suspected that he might have bottled up too much depressed emotions in him, and as it got worse, it rushed up to his brain nerves and ruined his brain.

Yang Mo could only bring up the original matter that they were here for in the first place, “…Are you gonna?”

“Hm?” Han Shi Yu picked up the glass with his index and middle fingers, taking small sips of the white bubbling liquid before handing him a glass.
“Feel free to drink up, no need to be reserved.”

Yang Mo silently took it.

No need to doubt it anymore, he definitely is diagnosed with brain damage.

Yang Mo realized that from that day onwards, Han Shi Yu would silently throw small tantrums.

Some of the more specific examples would be, deliberately avoiding any in-depth intimate actions such as suddenly finding a reason to abruptly stop while kissing.
Provoking the flames in Yang Mo then refusing to take responsibility for extinguishing them.

This behaviour was very vile.

Yang Mo knew that this was ‘a tooth for a tooth’ type of revenge from him.
Therefore, every time after being provoked, he would very much want to press Han Shi Yu down and give him a physical punishment on bed like he always did with Lu You Qi.

But he always held back against that, until that guy accidentally stepped on the edge of his patience.

That day, on a whim, Yang Mo paced to the abandoned lake near the east campus.
As he glanced at the dormitory building’s lights, he suddenly felt like going upstairs to see Han Shi Yu.
But instead, he overheard a group of people laughing and bickering in the room.

Old Sui: “It can’t be, our youngest, you haven’t…gotten it done yet?”

Brother Qi frowned, “Where did your usual shamelessness skills go? Learn from your Brother Min…”

Xie Chen Min kicked him, “Tsk, who’s the shameless one.”

Brother Qi dodged it and explained, “What I meant was for you to pass on some experience to him.”

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Han Shi Yu said, “It’s not that easy.”

Xie Chen Min: “You have to learn to be satisfied, one step at a time.
How could you think about eating meat at such a young age?”

Han Shi Yu: “……”

Old Sui said, “The one who ate eat all day during their mating period is the most unqualified to say that.”

“Hey—” Xie Chen Min must reward three of them with a few kicks every day.

Brother Qi patted Han Shi Yu’s shoulders and joked, “Aren’t Senior Yang afraid that our youngest would go to someone else if he’s left aside too long?”

Xie Chen Min only just finished beating down Old Sui, added, “It’s not like he can succeed anyways.”

“Tsk,” Han Shi Yu said defiantly, “When has a PUA2 like me ever missed.”

Xie Chen Min: “Do you dare to?”

Han Shi Yu: “Why won’t I be…”

Their conversation came to an abrupt end as the door was slammed open.
The four of them turned their heads at the same time and saw Yang Mo at the door.

The three of them: “…….”

Han Shi Yu: “.”’

Yang Mo: “Get your ass out here right this instance.”

Footnotes

Concubines work hard to gain the king’s favour so they do anything to seduce him – lying like a concubine basically is similar to lying like the ‘draw me like one of your French girls’ pose? Seductive and all.  PUA = Pick Up Artist.