Lazy Dungeon Master

​ Crap, having to choose myself is hard! What I want most are in a way the pillow and mattress—the reason being that if you have those two along with the comforter, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that you’ve basically gathered a full set.

​ Still though, I know that those two are currently possessed by Maidence and the the disappointing elfShikina Kokkoro respectively.
In other words, just as [Father] said, I already know where to get them.

​ In that case, I should make my choice of either the nightcap or the underwear.

​ “Wh-What would you suggest?”

​ [Let’s see… The blanket… or the alarm clock, I guess?]

​ Setting aside the blanket, didn’t you just say that I couldn’t pick the alarm clock?

​ [It was such a work of art.
An item that let you wake up feeling completely refreshed… Haaah… I never would’ve thought that it would be destroyed.]

​ It was destroyed…? By the Dark God?”

​ [Why would I have destroyed something I made myself? It was obviously the Creation God.]

​ “Oooh, I see.
So that’s it.
Right.”

​ Wait.
Just now.
Did..
did he just call himself the Dark God? And then something about a Creation God?

​ [Alright, it’s decided! One alarm clock coming right up!]

​ “Eh?”

​ [Oh, then you want the underwear instead? It’s all-purpose, either-gender underwear capable of switching between seven styles, including loincloth, boxers, and babydoll modes! Compared to the alarm clock, it’s a seven in one!]

​ “Err, I mean, you just said—”

​ “Kehma! KEEEEEHMA! Sorry, Father! He’ll take it! And I’ll have the blanket you recommended, the blanket!”

​ Rokuko held me back as she shouted over me.
Gununu.
Eh, oh well.
I don’t really feel like going against [Father] anyway.

​ [Ya sure? It sounded like Kehma-kun way about to say something though?]

​ “… Oh, nah.
I was just wanting to confirm what you were saying, I wasn’t about to object to getting the alarm clock or anything.
If anything, you did recommend me something.”

​ [I see, I see! That’s good, hahaha! Alright, now for Aidi and Orange.
Maybe I should give a reward to Haku too? I did hear Kehma-kun out, after all.
Is there anything you all want?]

​ “Oh my! Anything is fine?”

​ “Nkyuu, anything!? Papa’s so awesome~! So cool!”

​ [I can have something too? How tempting…]

​ With that, Aidi, Orange, and even Haku-san seemed happy.

​ “… Alright, I’d like to be able to talk with Rokuko more easily.
Like how we communicated during this Dungeon Battle, but always.”

​ “I want a Master, nkyuu! A nice guy like Kehma! … Please?”

​ [I’ll have… — — — —… Thank you.]

​ I couldn’t hear any of what Haku-san said she wanted, the communication line was suddenly overtaken by what sounded like a sandstorm.
She’d probably jammed it intentionally.

​ [Everyone’s asking for such difficult things… but that makes me happy! Alright, leave it to me! Haku’s is good… As for Aidi’s, it might take two or three days, but I’ll incorporate a system for you to exchange messages in your Menus.
Oh, Kehma-kun.
Could that slave girl there be Orange’s Master?]

​ “Eh, me?”

​ “No.”

​ [Figured.
Alright, I’ll figure out a way to guide someone else to Orange’s core.
It won’t be someone from another world, of course, but it’ll at least be an excellent adventurer that can support you.]

​ Everything proceeded quickly.
Apparently, Orange wanted a Master.
That whole support part worried me, though.

​ [Oh yeah, Kehma-kun.
Here’s a freebie.]

​ Saying that, a pure-white orb appeared in front of me—a Dungeon Core.

​ … Come to think of it, it has been a year, hasn’t it? According to Leona, I shouldn’t suffer the Light God’s corruption if I wait at least that long, I think?

​ [Oh, I don’t have an orichalcum sword for you this time, so you’ll have to break it with your own sword.]

​ Yeah.
Did you think I was going to ask?