I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

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Since she jumped too high, I accidentally got a full panoramic view under her T-shirt when I was standing under the net. I was able to see her sunken navel and pale yellow sports bra!

The unsuspecting Xiong YaoYue even raised her fist in the air and shouted in joy.

I should have known that with Xiong YaoYue ’s compet.i.tiveness, she definitely would have wanted to get me back after I blocked her.

She completely ignored our height difference and tried to guard me, again and again, trying to block me.

She slapped my forehead twice during this time. Luckily, she had trimmed nails, otherwise, I would have been dripping with blood.

I didn ’t receive much interference, so in the end, the ball still went into the hoop. But since Xiong YaoYue only thought about blocking me and used too much force, she never thought about how she would land. Her heated body collided head-on with mines.

Anyone who has played basketball knows you can ’t shift your center of gravity in mid-air and can easily be pushed. The worst part is I was afraid I might have been blocked so I jumped back to make the previous shot. My body was already leaning back, but when she b.u.mped into me, I uncontrollably fell towards the hard cement ground.

The people on the court and a few spectators cried out in surprise simultaneously. If the back of my head hit the ground, I might get off easy and get a concussion, or I might be on my way to the pearly gates.

At this time, I was suddenly enlightened. I remembered the time when gramps made a fake fall for that scam. His st.u.r.dy body turned incomparably flexibly like a spring and dispersed the force of the collision…

My mind was clear and was devoid of fear. My body remained still like I was possessed by a master martial artists. It was like I reverted back to an infant stage and I naturally fell to the ground. I can ’t remember what hit the ground first (maybe it was my b.u.t.t), but other than a bruise on my elbow, I was completely unharmed.

I learned it! I learned theYin Yang Scam Move ’! Even though I can ’t guarantee I would be able to use it every time, but I gained another move for desperate situations!

Before I was able to be happy, everything in front of me was suddenly black and Xiong YaoYue who also lost her balance fell right on top of me.

Although her body was in great shape with no excess fat, she ’s going to smush my organs falling from that height!

My back fell against the cement ground and I subconsciously stuck out my hands to support her before she fell flat against me.

But something big happened! I want to cut off my hands! It just so happens that my hands supported Xiong YaoYue ’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s! one on each hand! Its elasticity is exceptional!

It wasn ’t intentional! Even though I mentioned reverting to an infant stage, it doesn ’t mean I was craving breast milk!

Xiong YaoYue ’s body shook like she was shocked by electricity. A smoking red hot daze appeared on her face, but she quickly reverted to normal and said:

“b.a.s.t.a.r.d taking advantage of me, let go! Are you still not satisfied!”

At this distance, I could clearly see Xiong YaoYue ’s small canine teeth and the sweat on her hair. Her fiery hot body which was filled with youth left a deep impression on my skin.

I let go of my hands with embarra.s.sment. Xiong YaoYue supported herself up with my chest and moved her shoulders around.

“You ’re pretty good! You don ’t have any injuries even when your head hit the ground!”

Hey, hey, it wasn ’t my head, it was my b.u.t.t! Don ’t switch my head with my b.u.t.t!

It was as if Xiong YaoYue already forgot I touched her b.r.e.a.s.t.s.

I replied faintly: “Yeah, I have a method for falling without injuries.”

“Huh? Really?” Xiong YaoYue ’s eyes brimmed with curiosity, “Teach me! You have to teach me something that useful!”

“Um…” Gramps doesn ’t even let me call him master, will he slaughter me if I teach Yin Yang Sanshou to others?

Xiong YaoYue pouted when she saw me hesitate, “How stingy! I already let you touch my b.r.e.a.s.t.s, but you won ’t even share your techniques!”

Niu ShiLi, who was originally astonished when I landed safely, sent me a look of despise when he heard her words.

“Stop… stop talking!” I quickly waved my hands, “Shouldn ’t it be an embarra.s.sing topic for girls?”

“Usually it is~~~~~”

Xiong YaoYue ma.s.saged her temples for a bit, “But it ’s fine if you touch it since you ’re a hom….”

Xiong YaoYue covered her mouth when she realized Niu ShiLi was glancing at us and swallowedh.o.m.os.e.xual ’, the word she was about to say.