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Zhao Yaya lifted her head, her beautiful phoenix eyes swept a glance at Song Shuhang.

Because she’s studying medicine, she rarely puts on makeup.
Things like cosmetics could adversely affect surgeries.
But even without any makeup, she was still a top-grade beauty.

It was a coincidence that due to Song Shuhang practising the 《True Self Meditation Scripture》earlier, he was still experiencing a weakened phase.

“Pale face and weak breathing, there’s no wonder you would look for such a ridiculous tonic recipe.” Zhao Yaya’s brows creased as she closed the notebook, “Shuhang, medicines cannot be randomly taken.
The ingredients in this recipe all possess potent properties.
When mixed together, the medicinal effects cannot be measured.
Furthermore, all medicines are thirty percent poison, by mixing so many medicinal ingredients, it may become an acute poison.
Taking this medicine is the same as suicide! If you’re sick, you should go see a doctor!”

At this very moment, there were thousands of horses galloping in Song Shuhang’s mind.
The weakness from utilizing the 《True Self Meditation Scripture》 hadn’t receded yet, so his face appeared pale.
He never thought that by linking his paleness with the pill recipe for the ‘Simplified Body Tempering Liquid’, Zhao Yaya misunderstood him.

This has to be explained immediately, otherwise it’d be like mud falling on the trousers, it’s shit even if it isn’t actually shit.
Mama Song would definitely end up coming tomorrow, once Mama Song comes, he would without a doubt be dragged into the hospital!

Oh…… perhaps it is no misunderstanding, because he had already successfully invited death once by ingesting the ‘Body Tempering Liquid’.

But regardless, it has to be concealed for now.

“Erm, Yaya-jie, it isn’t like what you think it is.
That medicinal recipe… actually, it’s like this!” Song Shuhang’s brain operated at insane speeds to create a plausible explanation.

If he hadn’t ascertained the existence of ‘cultivation’, he would directly explain to Zhao Yaya: This is a medicinal formula made by a group of Xianxia chuunibyous, he was worried that those moe chuunibyou sufferers would receive irreversible damage from taking the medicine, so he wanted Zhao Yaya to evaluate it.

The problem was, now, the group’s Xianxia chuunibyous had transformed into great and legitimate cultivators.
Song Shuhang was too embarrassed to use such an explanation to answer Zhao Yaya, as he himself was about to become one of them ‘cultivators’.
He couldn’t very well classify himself as a Xianxia chuunibyou sufferer, now could he?

“Speak, I’m listening.” Zhao Yaya raised an eyebrow, crossed her legs, and stared straight at Song Shuhang.
She was too familiar with Song Shuhang.
Since they were children, once she stared at him like this, she would be able to differentiate whether Song Shuhang spoke truthfully or lied.

Because of this ‘godly skill’ of hers, whenever Song Shuhang did something wrong and lied during childhood, she saw through most of them.
However… she rarely exposed Shuhang’s lies in front of Papa and Mama Song.

If this weren’t the case, Song Shuhang had no idea how many more times he would be beaten by a man, beaten by a woman, and beaten by both at the same time!

This was another reason why Song Shuhang was so intimate with Zhao Yaya, because she was a good elder sister who would protect him.

“Here is what actually happened, not too long ago, I was mistakenly added into a group.
I guarantee that at that point, I did not know a single person in the group.” Song Shuhang knew that it would be very difficult to lie to Zhao Yaya, so all he could do was hide some bits, “Then, that group’s members were pretty weird, I was guessing that they had read too many Xianxia novels.”

This was the conjecture he had at that time, as of present, he had already confirmed that they were true-blue ‘cultivators’.

“Later on, someone in the group issued a pill recipe, which was the one in your hands.
Other than the ones on this pill recipe, there were many other medicinal ingredients that could not be found on the internet, that had never even been heard of before, they all had fantasy-like names.”

Even now, I still don’t know what some of those medicinal ingredients are and what effects they possess.
In addition, names like Morning Dew Mysterious Grass were indeed very fantasy-like.

“Back then I was worried that they would ingest this medicine and end up permanently sick, so I copied down the ingredients that could be found online, then sent it to you, sis, to get someone to verify them.
If this medicine would kill, then before I left the group, I’d try to advise the members not to take it.
That’s about all.” Song Shuhang shrugged.

That’s right, he didn’t lie.
Back then, this was how he felt, and this was what he intended to do.